Tax Humor

Could you use a little tax humor right about now?

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You know, they say the only things for certain in this life

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Tax Poem (O, How True!)

Here's an old tax poem that still rings as true today as ever.

TAX HUMOR:
The Tax Collector

The Tax Collector, he done come around -

He taxed my house and he taxed my ground.

He taxed my barn, and he taxed my land -

And the taxed the "crik" and a pile of sand;

And the cyclone came and blew the house down;

And the tax collector, he done come around ...

And he taxed me up for the hole in the ground!!

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